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Sep. 7th, 2004 @ 10:00 am benefits of sex
Current Mood: awake
The Benefits of Sex The Benefits of Sex Now, this one will frighten you into sending it on - even if you are not superstitious! Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the chemical endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in Malaise. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If you don't then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?) Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. GOOD SEX, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not have good sex again for the rest of your life !!!!
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supplesoftlips:
Aug. 23rd, 2004 @ 09:08 am Sex as exercise
It's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first time in the Western World, here are the true caloric benefits of sex.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent.................12 Calories
Without consent.............187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..............8 Calories
With one hand...............12 Calories
With your teeth.............85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.................6 Calories
Without an erection............315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris......8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot........92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................12 Calories
69 lying down................. 78 Calories
69 standing up..................112 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................216 Calories
Doggy Style.................... 326 Calories
Italian Chandelier............. 912 Calories

ORGASM:
Real............................112 Calories
False...........................315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............ 18 Calories
Getting up immediately.......... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.....816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are: 20-29 years old................... 36 Calories
30-39 years........................80 Calories
40-49 years...................... 124 Calories
50-59 years.......................972 Calories
60-69 years......................2916 Calories
70 and over.......................Death

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly............................32 Calories
In a hurry........................98 Calories
With her FATHER knocking at the door..............1218
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supplesoftlips:
Aug. 16th, 2004 @ 03:45 pm (no subject)
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supplesoftlips:
Aug. 13th, 2004 @ 07:28 am an inside outside joke.
What a Smart Old Man
Bill, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and outright charm while hanging over Bills arm and listening intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bill how did you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bill replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"

Bill says, "I lied about my age."

His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bill smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
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thegame_of_life:
Aug. 11th, 2004 @ 01:22 pm You know You're Horny When...
Current Mood: hornyhorny
1. You have to continually go to the restroom to whipe/rub yourself.

2. You have to think of gross things to get that home movie to stop playing in your head.

3. The slightest reference to any type of sex, and you respond, "yes please."

4. You sneak off for a little while because you just need to calm down a little bit.

5. You cant sit still, because you keep grinding in your chair.

6. The mention of anything throbbing sends waves of ecstacy through your body.

...more to cumm...gotta go rub myself
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supplesoftlips:
Jul. 27th, 2004 @ 03:23 pm (no subject)
woah.Collapse )
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supplesoftlips:
Jul. 27th, 2004 @ 03:13 pm i found this quiz...i will post the one for guys after
Women's Sexual Addiction Screening Test
The Women's Sexual Addiction Screening Test (W-SAST) is a set of questions to help you see your sexual activity more clearly. It is an assessment of sexually compulsive or addictive behavior. A high number of YES answers may be a sign of some issues with sex addiction. After using this questionnaire, please consult a trained professional to discuss these issues further.

1. Were you sexually abused as a child or adolescent? no.
2. Do you regularly purchase romance novels or sexually explicit magazines? no, i write.
3. Have you stayed in a romantic relationship after it became emotionally or physically abusive? no, i kicked ass.
4. Do you often find yourself preoccupied with sexual thoughts or romantic daydreams? always
5. Do you feel that your sexual behavior is normal? normal for me yes.
6. Does your spouse (or significant other(s)) ever worry or complain about your sexual behavior? sometimes
7. Do you have trouble stopping your sexual behavior when you know it is inappropriate? yes
8. Do you ever feel bad about your sexual behavior? sometimes
9. Has your sexual behavior ever created problems for you and your family? no, shh.
10. Have you ever sought help for sexual behavior you did not like? yes..sex
11. Have you ever worried about people finding out about your sexual activities? no.
12. Has anyone been hurt emotionally because of your sexual behavior? yes
13. Have you ever participated in a sexual activity in exchange for money or gifts? no, im not a pros.
14. Do you have times when you act out sexually followed by periods of celibacy (no sex at all)? me celibate..ha
15. Have you made efforts to quit a type of sexual activity and failed? yes
16. Do you hide some of your sexual behavior from others? no
17. Do you find yourself having multiple romantic relationships at the same time? no comment
18. Have you ever felt degraded by your sexual behavior? sometimes
19. Have sex or romantic fantasies been a way for you to escape your problems? no
20. When you have sex, do you feel depressed afterwards? no
21. Do you regularly engage in sado-masochistic behavior? perhaps
22. Has your sexual activity interfered with your family life? no
23. Have you been sexual with minors? um eww.
24. Do you feel controlled by your sexual desire or fantasies of romance? desire yes
25. Do you ever think your sexual desire is stronger than you are? yeah

Heterosexual Male Sexual Addiction Screening Test
The Heterosexual Male Sexual Addiction Screening Test (SAST) is a set of questions to help you see your sexual activity more clearly. It is an assessment of sexually compulsive or addictive behavior. A high number of YES answers may be a sign of some issues with sex addiction. After using this questionnaire, please consult a trained professional to discuss these issues further.

1. Were you sexually abused as a child or adolescent?
2. Do you regularly purchase romance novels or sexually explicit magazines?
3. Have you stayed in a romantic relationship after it became emotionally or physically abusive?
4. Do you often find yourself preoccupied with sexual thoughts or romantic daydreams?
5. Do you feel that your sexual behavior is normal?
6. Does your spouse (or significant other(s)) ever worry or complain about your sexual behavior?
7. Do you have trouble stopping your sexual behavior when you know it is inappropriate?
8. Do you ever feel bad about your sexual behavior?
9. Has your sexual behavior ever created problems for you and your family?
10. Have you ever sought help for sexual behavior you did not like?
11. Have you ever worried about people finding out about your sexual activities?
12. Has anyone been hurt emotionally because of your sexual behavior?
13. Have you ever participated in a sexual activity in exchange for money or gifts?
14. Do you have times when you act out sexually followed by periods of celibacy (no sex at all)?
15. Have you made efforts to quit a type of sexual activity and failed?
16. Do you hide some of your sexual behavior from others?
17. Do you find yourself having multiple romantic relationships at the same time?
18. Have you ever felt degraded by your sexual behavior?
19. Have sex or romantic fantasies been a way for you to escape your problems?
20. When you have sex, do you feel depressed afterwards?
21. Do you regularly engage in sado-masochistic behavior?
22. Has your sexual activity interfered with your family life?
23. Have you been sexual with minors?
24. Do you feel controlled by your sexual desire or fantasies of romance?
25. Do you ever think your sexual desire is stronger than you are?
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supplesoftlips:
Jul. 27th, 2004 @ 09:59 am my essay...to be updated
27 July 2004

Hypersexuality
by Jennifer D.

Unquestionably, sex is an intricate and important part of life. Pick up a book or magazine, turn on the television or radio, log onto the internet, listen to the conversation of friends or lovers, and you will undoubtedly find sexual content. Think of a few adjectives, and at least one of them has probably been used to describe sex - hot, mad, wild, fun, domineering, beautiful, complicated, intense, unrestrained ... see? But since the means of sexual expression vary widely from culture to culture, men to women, individual to individual, an obvious question arises: just what comprises a sexual addiction?

Sexual expression is a natural part of a well-rounded life. But if you have an overwhelming need for sex and are so intensely preoccupied with this need that it interferes with your job and your relationships, you may be afflicted with a paraphilia. You may find yourself failing repeatedly at attempts to reduce or control your sexual activities or desires.

Health experts use a number of labels for this potentially serious condition. It's sometimes called hypersexuality, nymphomania, erotomania or perversion. Some doctors call it sexual obsession. Others use the term sexual addiction, comparing it with the uncontrolled use of a drug. Others argue that it's an issue of impulse control or obsessive-compulsive behavior.

No matter what name is attached to the behavior, compulsive sexual behavior is a very real affliction that interferes with everyday living. The disorder is most common among men, but studies have shown that a woman experiencing the disorder may not confront it because of the shame associated with such a person. While it's difficult to accurately assess the number of people with this disorder, experts estimate that as many as one in 20 people in the United States exhibits compulsive sexual behavior.

ymphomania is the name of what was believed to be a psychological disorder peculiar to women characterized by an overactive libido and an obsession with sex. In men the disorder was called satyriasis (for etymology of the words, see Nymph and Satyr). As with all psychological disorders, it is only considered an illness if it is sufficient to prevent the sufferer from living a normal life.

As with many other things, sex drive varies widely, and what one person would consider a normal sex drive would be considered excessive by some, and low by others. However, a sex drive so strong that it prevents one living a normal life is excessive by any standards.

Nymphomania is no longer listed as a specific disorder in the DSM-IV, although hypersexuality in either sex can be viewed as a symptom of other disorders, such as bipolar disorder.

Hypersexuality and Bipolar Disorder

Hypersexuality can be a symptom of bipolar disorder, and is generally associated with the manic phase of the disease. Although manic hypersexuality may sound like a boon to some people, it often results in behavior that the manic person later bitterly regrets.

Manic sypmtoms may include the following. Abnormally and persistently elevated (high) mood and/or irritability accompanied by at least three of the following symptoms (four if the mood is merely irritable): overly-inflated self-esteem; decreased need for sleep; increased talkativeness; racing thoughts; distractibility; increased goal-directed activity such as shopping; physical agitation; hypersexuality and excessive involvement in risky behaviors or activities.

Hypersexuality and Erotomania

Usually when one refers to erotomania, they are talking about an obsession with someone that is unattainable. But when discussed in terms of hypersexuality the term erotomania is used in a less specific clinical sense meaning excessive pursuit of or preoccupation with love or sex.

Hypersexuality and "sex addiction"

Some therapists consider there to be a phenomenon of sex addiction, consisting of hypersexuality with the attributes of addictive behavior. This is not the same as hypersexuality caused by bipolar disorder or neurological damage.

Hypersexuality as it pertains to women

Although there is a long history of medical concern about female sexuality going back as far as Galen's belief in the necessity of women having periodic orgasms, even self induced ones, or otherwise hysteria would result, the fear of "excessive" female sexuality seemed to have peaked in the nineteenth century. In a period in which a large segments of the medical community believed that masturbation and sexual excess caused insanity and disease, it probably seemed logical to many of them to label women with "excessive sexual desires," as nymphomaniacs, although it was never clear what excessive meant. Men with similar excessive desires were said to be have satyriasis, but it was women who came in for the most pointed comments in the medical literature, dominated by the writings of male physicians.

Nymphomaniacs did not have to have a partner to be labeled as such, and much of the nineteenth century history of nymphomania is concerned with masturbation.

The medical community, however, was divided over whether nymphomania was a problem of the genitals or of the brain. Autopsies gave them no guidance, but the fear of dangers of nymphomania and masturbation inculcated into the public mind was so great that many women desperately sought help with their sexual problems in order to avoid going insane.

Even though many of the ideas about masturbation were challenged and even modified by individuals such as Havelock Ellis and Sigmund Freud, it was still believed that women who refused to accept their innate feminine psyches which programmed them to be modest, maternal, and passive, were oversexed, potentially pathological, and sexually deviant. Excessive sexuality in women, for example, might lead to lesbianism. A contrasting current theory had a different explanation, namely that nymphomaniacs were frigid and it was lack of sexual satisfaction which led women to be oversexed. Tied in with this was a belief that women made up charges of rape since fantasies of rape were common to most women and it was the
unsatisfied sexual drive of females which led them to make such claims.

Almost any women who seemed to enjoy sex could be called a nymphomaniac by some medical specialist or other and especially if she had a sex drive stronger than that of her male companion. Nymphomania made its appearance as a sexual deviation in the first DSM which appeared in 1951, and this was changed to a psychosexual disorder in the DSM III in 1980. The diagnostic category in both cases was ambiguous and not helpful since there were no specific diagnostic criteria and no instructions to the mental health practitioners on how to recognize it. The DSM IIIR labeled it a sexual addiction, but this was dropped in DSM IV. At the beginning of the twenty first century nymphomania had finally disappeared as a medical diagnosis, although a popular image of such a woman still is retained.

What the author concludes is that as far as women are concerned there is no satisfactory answer to how much is too much and how much is enough. The obvious answer is that this varies among women just as it does among men, something that many cannot yet accept.
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supplesoftlips:
Jul. 26th, 2004 @ 10:49 am my first ever story...be kind oh readers
Title: Candy Everybody Wants
_-_-_

She sways her hips from side to side as she walks.

The hem of her skirt just low enough to cover her essentials. Her tight little shirt can barely hold her in.

The golden locks of her hair each brushed carefully in place, drape perfectly over her thin shoulders. A locket adorns her graceful neck.

Eyes that reveal her truest desires. She looks at me and smiles, god that smile could melt a thousand hearts. Those glossy lips, how i wish to kiss them, she interrupts my thoughts, "Charlie...Take a picture it will last longer."

I snap back to reality, "Sorry i was day dreaming."

She shurgs her shoulders and motions behind me at some newbie cute guy that has caught her gaze. She waves at him and blows him a kiss. Her attention once more on me she asks, "what?? i cant look? oh come on hes gorgeous." She rises from her seat, drink in hand, "be right back."

She makes her way a little hurriedly in the direction of that guy.

Minutes later she is on the look out again glancing over nonchalantly at another one of her "gorgeous men." Somewhat aggravated, I grab her wrist to make her sit back down, "Jenn, don't you have a man?"

"Yeah." She sits like a child about to be punished. She crosses her arms infront of her, "Fine. I will be good."

She sips her drink, her head hung low, "I'm sorry sweetie, it's just that...damn girl..."

"Sorry." She looks up at me, "I dont know why, but lately I've felt so lonely." Before I realize whats going on she's on my lap, pulling down her skirt that continually rides up her lean legs.

The waiter swings by our table and sets down some limes, salt, shot glasses, and tequila. "From the gentlemen at the bar for Miss Jennifer."

She looks behind me and grins at them. "We cant be ungrateful Charlie..." As if by pure magic she her shirt opens up, "I love body shots."

...

Its no wonder shes the candy that everybody wants.
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thegame_of_life:
Jul. 20th, 2004 @ 08:00 pm comments anyone?
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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goddevilsores: